Audrey was pretty restless, bored, tired, and hungry at church last evening. We were so close to church being over when she really started to get upset that we just braved it in the pew. Eric grabbed the bag with her toys and headed out to the car while Audrey and I went up to communion. Oh, finally, now we're going somewhere! Let's get out of here! Didn't you people realize I was ready to go? She immediately stopped complaining as we headed out of the pew and into the aisle. Moving along nicely. Until, we stopped. Audrey looks at me. Why did you stop? She looks to the guy in front of us, back to me. Confused. Let's get going.
So, she pushes the guy in front of us.
Not a light push either. As hard as she can push.
I'm shocked. Audrey!, I say sternly but quietly.
Ok, maybe the guy didn't feel it.
He did. Turns around. Audrey gives him a really serious face. Mooooove it!
I apologize. Can't stop laughing, quietly, of course.
We slither out of church.
We had to say an extra prayer before bed last night...
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