Religion according to Audrey

-I told Audrey last week that we were heading to church. Her response? "We're going to church, AGAIN??" A flashforward to her adolescent years.

-At church, the priest was sprinkling holy water on the parishioners. Eric warned Audrey what was about to happen. When the priest sprinkled her, she shot him a dirty look. Eric asked her if she was mad at the priest, and she said, "Yes!" She later tried to remove the communion host from my mouth, in an effort to get a taste...

-Audrey was looking at her bible today and came across a picture of someone being baptized. She asked me, "Why is he pouring coffee on that guy?" I told her that he was pouring oil over the person, for a baptism. She looked at me as if this was no better explanation of the picture. She later tried to baptize Fris. Poor dog.

-During our prayers tonight, after we asked God to bless Aunt C and Uncle M, Audrey said, "And God bless their turtles!"