Audrey-isms

Audrey LOVES corn on the cob. However, there is no arguing with her - it's actually called 'corn off the cob'.

Can't remember how this came up yesterday, but I asked Audrey if she has a good daddy.
"Yes - he has CUUUUUTTTTE hair!"

For the second time in the past month, Audrey has told her teacher that if baby Pierson is a boy, we're naming him, Closet Door.

Audrey is starting dance class this Thursday, and her teacher's name is Trish. Audrey's version? "Tush!" Not sure if I should warn this teacher I have yet to meet...